AugJam Quotes and Jokes

AugJam Quotes & Jokes The following are some of our favorite quotes & jokes... A random visitor to the site may not know exactly what their signifigance is, but we advise that you laugh anyway... Otherwise you will look kinda silly looking at a "Jokes" page and not laughing!
“Disco ball! Ballpark!!!”	Day 1: Blue shirt Day 2: Slightly dirty/sweaty blue shirt Day 3: Really nasty/unhygienic blue shirt
“I’ll give you a dollar if you can catch that Frisbee in your mouth.”	"That’s not very pretty, Ross."
Two muffins were baking in an oven... One turned to the other and said, "Man it's getting hot in here!" The other screamed and said, "AHHHH!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!"

	"It's been real... It's been fun... But, it's not been real fun, so I gotta go." -RK

"I don't need a 'V' mask to make me look good!" -KC